Counterpoint: A friend of mine had an okcupid profile where he dedicated 500 words to denying that he ever had sex with a bowl of macaroni and cheese. It was hilarious, and he's the one person I've met in my entire life who reversed the equation presented in the article.
That said, unless you've got some comic gold up your sleeve, you're probably right.
I suspect none of those 500 words were about him directly, so the respondents had something to ask about, and no information about him specifically to dislike.
That said, unless you've got some comic gold up your sleeve, you're probably right.