Excuse me. Zero nines. Or two nines if you relax your definition of where they are in the number. https://infosec.exchange/@0xabad1dea/116334321751266751

Excuse me, but I see 4 nines. 95 incidents in last 90 days, 89.91% uptime.

we shut down our production every day from 2pm till 5pm for a siesta :)

You jest... (but probably not!)

I remember when I was first using my alma mater's online sign up for classes in the very early 2000s, their class sign up site had office hours.

You guys have nines?

You must be from Anthropic

the ghost of twitter's past

Personally I’d look for the coveted 5 eights uptime.

Only if it's Australia.

Still better than five eighths.

As long as it is after the decimal separator I can try for that...